Illusions... part I

This time i'm gonna have to talk to that rude and conceited bastard ! Oh wait... ain't that him, walking up the stairs ? i'm gonna let him know what i think this time and if it turns ugly, its gonna be his f**king loss !!

( off voice ) - You know you're gonna be original when you start something the regular way and then a force much powerful than you are moves you in a direction you hadn't imagined... I first wanted to post a classical self-biography but yo ! who cares about my bio, lol, maybe some other day !
So you might be wondering what made me write those angry lines above ? let's go back in time :